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dutch-butch:

princesscarriefisher:

me, a lesbian, mistaking a nice twink for a nice butch lesbian: [gives him the lesbian nod]

him, a twink, mistaking me for a twink: [gives me the gay once over]

me, a sensitive dyke: [calls an uber and spends the whole time misty eyed, wondering why this nice butch would look me over like i wasn’t a HUMAN BEING, like i was something to be gawked at. i ignore my Uber driver’s attempt at small talk, staring out the window and questioning everything i know about life, meaning, and the pursuit of lesbianism]

him, a confused gay: [stares at the space this twink just vacated, completely floored. a nod. does he think this is a game. does he think this is a joke. this isn’t a PTA meeting where you nod at your old friend but also secret enemy Brenda from across the room. was i not even worth the once over. have i lost my game. what does this mean]

(Source: princesscarriefisherarchive, via europuss)

ilovecats4ever:

dankmemeuniversity:

His full name backwards is Gnorts Mr. Alien (gnorts means hello in alien)😧

(via ruf1ohn1tram)

asideofsad:

i don’t have the healthiest coping methods but i haven’t killed myself yet so where’s my fucking medal

(Source: asideofbpd, via itsjustfrank)

erinkimart:

Hi, my cat is really annoying in the morning.

How can I stop my cat from jumping onto my belly from the IKEA shelf?

artiisti:

Artist: Aykut Aydoğdu

(via hoesofversailles)

commander-ledi:

emergencycocktail:

switch:

you know those lawn mower robots? vegetarian roombas.

the implication in this post that regular roombas consume meat is frankly kind of terrifying

big portion of dust is in fact human skin so regular roombas consume mostly just human skin.

(via guy)

klubbhead:

ltmte:

misterrockett:

edude-makes-comics:

G1 Transformers becomes a lot more unsettling to watch when you take into consideration that all the animation errors are canon.

What do you MEAN they’re canon?

You know Unicron? That old son of a gun turned out to be a multiuniversal singularity. Meaning: in all the Transformers universes there was only the one Unicron. The one from armada, the one from G1, the one from Prime. Every single one of them, the same guy existing at the same time in multiple continuities. Same thing for the 13 and Primus.

But then, in Energon, Unicron fucking died. Like, he ended up dead, that shit had never happened before. And Unicron passed from being alive and existing in all universes in tandem, to be dead in one of them. The fabric of reality couldn’t take it and started to collapse on itself (the setting in Cybertron) which manifests as all the errors that occur in all the continuities.

If I remember correctly, it’s called The Unicron Singularity

All the animation errors, all the continuity inconsistencies

Starscream had Thundercracker’s paintjob for a few frames? Unicron Singularity

A dead character appears on a crowd shot? Unicron Singularity

(via dr-doc-phd)

worldsworstfather:

worldsworstfather:

this is literally what it’s like interacting with some people on this site

this response hurled me into the air so hard and fast i broke orbit and immediately charred to a crisp upon re-entry

(Source: hexglyphs, via dongcroncher)

southernsideofme2:

Feminist

(via dr-doc-phd)

the-masked-ones:

tacoholics:

ive never been naked and if you have you’re disgusting

Tumblr staff ghostwrote this.

(Source: im-dill-dough, via dr-doc-phd)